Bittersweet Caroline

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Used it, loved it, am forever changed by it: BABY Used it, loved it, am forever changed by it: BABY FOOT FOR LIFE! My review of my glorious experience is up on my blog now - link in bio! #Amazon #BabyFoot #beauty #comedy #comedywriting #coronavirus #covid #covid19 #covid_19 #humor #nyclockdown #nyc #panicbuying #ProductReviews #Shopping #SelfCare #Pedicures #BittersweetCaroline
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  • Descent Into Madness

    My Problematic Addiction to Dairy

    Caroline Nierman / May 8, 2020 / 2 Comments

    I can’t digest dairy properly. There, I said it, alright? Yes, now that I’ve been forced (by no one) to come clean about how my body processes dairy, the truth is that every…

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  • Descent Into Madness

    The Sounds of 7pm

    Caroline Nierman / May 6, 2020 / 2 Comments

    The first time I heard the cheering at 7pm, it was delightful. I just checked my phone, and it shows that I recorded my first video of people on my block and around…

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  • Covid-19 in NYC,  Descent Into Madness,  Online Shopping & Reviews

    Baby Foot, Sweet Baby Foot: A Review

    Caroline Nierman / May 5, 2020 / 3 Comments

    Okay. I think I’m finally ready to talk about my EXTREMELY enjoyable experience with Baby Foot (which I shall henceforth abbreviate as BF periodically throughout this post). I will admit that the process…

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  • Covid-19 in NYC,  Descent Into Madness,  Online Shopping & Reviews

    Baby Foot Update: IT’S WORKING

    Caroline Nierman / May 3, 2020 / 0 Comments

    Guys. Guys. My feet are coming off in the bathtub and it’s glorious. Stay tuned for a longer post about this later – and know that I haven’t forgotten about updating you about…

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  • Covid-19 in NYC,  Descent Into Madness,  Online Shopping & Reviews

    Baby Foot Update: It’s Arriving Today!

    Caroline Nierman / April 29, 2020 / 0 Comments

    Ok, I have something to confess. I had originally bought a knock-off version of Baby Foot due to poor impulse control and having done inadequate research. Then I checked the 1-star reviews for…

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  • Kvetch Comedy Essays

    Camp Muddy Stream: The Complete Saga

    Caroline Nierman / April 28, 2020 / 0 Comments

    I wrote the following story about my first time going to sleepaway camp (an absolutely horrible experience) when I was 24. I actually wrote 10 full-length comedy essays like this one back then,…

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  • Kvetch Comedy Essays

    Camp Muddy Stream: Part 7/7 (THE END!)

    Caroline Nierman / April 28, 2020 / 2 Comments

    Continued from Camp Muddy Stream, Part 6/7: This formative incident happened while I was standing in line behind two sinewy older girls at the Theater Cabin (of Hurricane Bertha fame). We were waiting…

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  • Kvetch Comedy Essays

    Camp Muddy Stream: Part 6/7

    Caroline Nierman / April 27, 2020 / 0 Comments

    Continued from Camp Muddy Stream: Part 5… We managed to weather the hurricane in a Little House on the Prairie kind of way by staying inside that wooden cabin until the storm passed,…

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  • Kvetch Comedy Essays

    Camp Muddy Stream: Part 5/7

    Caroline Nierman / April 25, 2020 / 1 Comment

    Continued from Camp Muddy Stream: Part 4… Apparently, my mother had seen some bizarrely misinformed weather report in New York that there was a terrible cold front passing across Maine, which couldn’t have…

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  • Kvetch Comedy Essays

    Camp Muddy Stream: Part 4/7

    Caroline Nierman / April 24, 2020 / 2 Comments

    Continued from yesterday’s post, Camp Muddy Stream: Part 3… Looking out at the crowd of campers, she bowed her head and said, “I’m very sorry to have to tell you this, but last…

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  • My Problematic Addiction to Dairy May 8, 2020
  • The Sounds of 7pm May 6, 2020
  • Baby Foot, Sweet Baby Foot: A Review May 5, 2020
  • Baby Foot Update: IT’S WORKING May 3, 2020
  • Baby Foot Update: It’s Arriving Today! April 29, 2020

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