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My Problematic Addiction to Dairy
I can’t digest dairy properly. There, I said it, alright? Yes, now that I’ve been forced (by no one) to come clean about how my body processes dairy, the truth is that every…
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The Sounds of 7pm
The first time I heard the cheering at 7pm, it was delightful. I just checked my phone, and it shows that I recorded my first video of people on my block and around…
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Baby Foot, Sweet Baby Foot: A Review
Okay. I think I’m finally ready to talk about my EXTREMELY enjoyable experience with Baby Foot (which I shall henceforth abbreviate as BF periodically throughout this post). I will admit that the process…
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Baby Foot Update: IT’S WORKING
Guys. Guys. My feet are coming off in the bathtub and it’s glorious. Stay tuned for a longer post about this later – and know that I haven’t forgotten about updating you about…
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Baby Foot Update: It’s Arriving Today!
Ok, I have something to confess. I had originally bought a knock-off version of Baby Foot due to poor impulse control and having done inadequate research. Then I checked the 1-star reviews for…
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Camp Muddy Stream: The Complete Saga
I wrote the following story about my first time going to sleepaway camp (an absolutely horrible experience) when I was 24. I actually wrote 10 full-length comedy essays like this one back then,…
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Camp Muddy Stream: Part 7/7 (THE END!)
Continued from Camp Muddy Stream, Part 6/7: This formative incident happened while I was standing in line behind two sinewy older girls at the Theater Cabin (of Hurricane Bertha fame). We were waiting…
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Camp Muddy Stream: Part 6/7
Continued from Camp Muddy Stream: Part 5… We managed to weather the hurricane in a Little House on the Prairie kind of way by staying inside that wooden cabin until the storm passed,…
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Camp Muddy Stream: Part 5/7
Continued from Camp Muddy Stream: Part 4… Apparently, my mother had seen some bizarrely misinformed weather report in New York that there was a terrible cold front passing across Maine, which couldn’t have…
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Camp Muddy Stream: Part 4/7
Continued from yesterday’s post, Camp Muddy Stream: Part 3… Looking out at the crowd of campers, she bowed her head and said, “I’m very sorry to have to tell you this, but last…