Category: Descent Into Madness

  • Things I’ve Bought Online During the COVID-19 Outbreak w/ Reviews: Part 2

    March 22nd, Amazon: Mild Cleansing Pleasant Scent Lotion Soap – 1 Gallon One would think that if a product says that it’s 1 gallon, it would be 1 gallon. 1 gallon seemed like a reasonable amount of soap to buy. This is the kind of moisturizing pink soap that you often find in the soap […]

  • Things I’ve Bought Online During the COVID-19 Outbreak w/ Reviews: Part 1

    The buying really started in earnest on March 10th, when I realized that if I didn’t buy enough toilet paper and paper towel to tide us over for the next few months, we’d run out too quickly and I would FULLY decompensate. March 10th, Amazon: Bounty Quick-Size Paper Towels, 16 family rolls Review: 5 stars, […]

  • Dispatches from the Apocalypse

    Hello from my claustrophobic, dark bedroom here on the UWS of Manhattan during the COVID-19 lockdown! I normally enjoy the cave-like atmosphere of our room; owing to a lack of decorative taste or initiative on my end, as well as my propensity for hoarding garbage, it keeps me on my toes knowing I might trip […]