Bittersweet Caroline

A Comedy Blog by Caroline Nierman

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    Camp Muddy Stream: Part 3/7

    Caroline Nierman / April 23, 2020 / 1 Comment

    Continued from yesterday’s post, Camp Muddy Stream: Part 2… As luck would have it, my best friend, Sarah, and I were assigned to two different tents upon our arrival at Muddy Stream. She…

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    Camp Muddy Stream: Part 2/7

    Caroline Nierman / April 22, 2020 / 0 Comments

    Continued from yesterday’s post, Camp Muddy Stream: Part 1… We were moving apartments that summer, and the night before I left for Muddy Stream was the last one I would spend at the…

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  • Kvetch Comedy Essays

    Camp Muddy Stream: Part 1/7

    Caroline Nierman / April 21, 2020 / 1 Comment

    I wrote the following story about my first time going to sleepaway camp (an absolutely horrible experience) when I was 24. I actually wrote 10 full-length comedy essays like this one back then,…

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  • Covid-19 in NYC,  Descent Into Madness,  Online Shopping & Reviews

    I’m Finally Going to Melt the Skin Off My Feet

    Caroline Nierman / April 20, 2020 / 2 Comments

    I finally bit the bullet and bought Baby Foot (actually, a Baby Foot knock-off), and I can’t freakin’ WAIT to use it. Here’s a link to the original Baby Foot. (Sidenote: now that…

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  • Covid-19 in NYC,  Descent Into Madness,  Online Shopping & Reviews

    I Think I Accidentally Bought Poison on Amazon

    Caroline Nierman / April 15, 2020 / 5 Comments

    Rubbing alcohol has always been one of my favorite household items. You can use it for most small sterilization tasks, like sterilizing your tweezers after a rousing session of what some might call…

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  • Covid-19 in NYC,  Descent Into Madness,  Online Shopping & Reviews

    My X-Treme Dip Powder Nail Fail

    Caroline Nierman / April 11, 2020 / 5 Comments

    I’ve bitten my nails for as long as I can remember – literally my whole life. I’ve closely examined childhood photographs, and my nails were short and bitten down even then. I’ve tried…

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  • Covid-19 in NYC,  Descent Into Madness

    GTFO This Elevator, Ma’am

    Caroline Nierman / April 8, 2020 / 4 Comments

    I’ve got a little problem on my hands, and I’m hoping one of you will be able to help me out with it. We live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan above…

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  • Covid-19 in NYC,  Descent Into Madness

    Not Cool Beans

    Caroline Nierman / April 8, 2020 / 5 Comments

    As the lockdown here in NYC stretches on and provisions grow thin, I’ve been thinking a lot about what matters most to me. No, it’s not family, or my health, or the fact…

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  • Covid-19 in NYC,  Descent Into Madness,  Online Shopping & Reviews

    Things I’ve Bought Online During the COVID-19 Outbreak w/ Reviews: Part 2

    Caroline Nierman / April 7, 2020 / 2 Comments

    March 22nd, Amazon: Mild Cleansing Pleasant Scent Lotion Soap – 1 Gallon One would think that if a product says that it’s 1 gallon, it would be 1 gallon. 1 gallon seemed like…

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  • Covid-19 in NYC,  Descent Into Madness,  Online Shopping & Reviews

    Things I’ve Bought Online During the COVID-19 Outbreak w/ Reviews: Part 1

    Caroline Nierman / April 7, 2020 / 10 Comments

    The buying really started in earnest on March 10th, when I realized that if I didn’t buy enough toilet paper and paper towel to tide us over for the next few months, we’d…

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